Join our roving reviewer Handjob Bob as he wanks his way around the land, visiting discreet establishments to receive tug jobs, stroke jobs, soapy massage, Asian massage and of course the “happy ending”. All his write-ups are fair and impartial, and our man pledges to refuse any tongue or pussy that may be offered as a bribe for a better review. It’s a dirty job but someone’s got to do it.

* For those unfamiliar with the writing style, it’s a parody of UK prostitute reviews. The Handjob Bob character is meant to be one of those serial reviewers who gets 5-star treatment wherever he goes, purely for being famous on the interweb!

** With apologies to Redcafe for stealing the Handjob Bob username.